Don’t you love it when people in school are like, “I’m a bad test taker”? Oh, you mean, you’re stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I’m a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is so crystal in my head, but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson’s.
—Daniel Tosh (via whatwehate-wemake)
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